Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Just done my good deed for today!

I’ve just come back from Tescos where I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83, but when she counted out all her change, she only had just under £40.

I thought she was probably someones Nan, and I’d like to think someone would help my Nan in that situation as Christmas is just around the corner.

She didn’t want me to help her, but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves...
 
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Some bloke walked up to the counter and said,"Burger and Chips,please."
"Certainly sir," I replied."Are you eating in or out?"
"Do one idiot," he snapped,before walking off with his food.

I love working in the prison canteen.
 
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