Off Topic The Rep Brothel
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Grandma's Advice
A young girl was going on a date.
Her Nanna said:
'Sit here ana let me tell you about a young boy.
He's agonna try and kiss you, you are agonna like that,
but don't let him do that.
He's agonna try and kiss your breasts,
you are agonna like that too, but don't let him do that .
But most important, he's agonna try and lay on top of you,
you are agonna really like that, but don't let him do that for sure.
Doing that will disgraze our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
'And Nanna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me,
I just rolled him over got on top of him, and
disgraced HIS family!'
Nanna fainted!!
A young girl was going on a date.
Her Nanna said:
'Sit here ana let me tell you about a young boy.
He's agonna try and kiss you, you are agonna like that,
but don't let him do that.
He's agonna try and kiss your breasts,
you are agonna like that too, but don't let him do that .
But most important, he's agonna try and lay on top of you,
you are agonna really like that, but don't let him do that for sure.
Doing that will disgraze our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
'And Nanna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me,
I just rolled him over got on top of him, and
disgraced HIS family!'
Nanna fainted!!
Have emptied my sack! Hopefully it brought joy to some of you.
Cheers wiz, I'll try you again tomorrow!
Merry Christmas Superthickerhoopser
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I had a run in with GC so have lost a lot of rep... but I have given a little rep today... sorry but sometimes good things can come in small packets 
Did I give rep yesterday.... god I'm getting old
Did I give rep yesterday.... god I'm getting old
Thanks everybody
It was GC attacking the Charlton Board because Ackworth (don't know if you have heard of him? a lot of boards have) is a Charlton fan and he is making himself a pain on GC so they attacked our Board, we have a lot of people on negative rep now.
It was GC attacking the Charlton Board because Ackworth (don't know if you have heard of him? a lot of boards have) is a Charlton fan and he is making himself a pain on GC so they attacked our Board, we have a lot of people on negative rep now.
Thanks everybody
It was GC attacking the Charlton Board because Ackworth (don't know if you have heard of him? a lot of boards have) is a Charlton fan and he is making himself a pain on GC so they attacked our Board, we have a lot of people on negative rep now.
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will refuel your boys too.