The Reef

No, but other people have you dim-witted, horse mutilator.

 

****in pish!

 

Naw, it's true. It was called "Open Water" I think.

 

Open water was ****e. best bit was the flash of muff at the start

 

badumtish!

 

Hammerheads in British water? no danger

No spider in Oz can kill you unless you're a total *****

 

It was a crap film. I canny even remember the muff flash

 

I thought the Blue shark was the most common in British waters.

There have been stories of Great Whites but no firm evidence. I've never heard of hammerhead sharks here. I thought they were more tropical.

 

The blue is also tropical. The basking is the most common in these waters.

 

...dogfish as well.

 

Basking Sharks are scary looking ****s

 

No we have Blue sharks, i remember watching a programme about them on discovery, so it must be true.

 

http://www.sharktrust.org/en/british_sharks

 

Yep, along with porbeagle, catshark and makos.

 

Bollocks and you know it.

"Oh look there's another basker"......."are you sure that's not the one we just saw"......."hmmmmmm, maybe difficult to tell, they all look the same"............"och we'll just count it anway, I mean it's not as if anyone gives a **** anyway"

 

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