Hugh Grant was asked the name of the opposition in his first Fulham match, he um and arred: "Double-U Bee A" as West Brom are famously not known as. (Although Wolfie Smith was a Fulham Fan in Citizen Smith famously)
Wasn't Terry McCann a Fulham fan in Minder too? I remember an episode in which the daughter of an Asian shopkeeper, who'd arranged for her to marry the son of a business acquaintance, ran away because she'd been seeing this white fella on the quiet (played by Barry from Summer Wine, who I think had also been a sidekick of Wolfie Smith in his younger days). There was a running joke throughout the episode that 'Barry' was a QPR fan and that that was the most interesting thing about him. Quite funny at the time. You had to have been there.
Imagine the boost Tooting & Mitcham would have got if he supported his local team, not much of a commy was he?...
I like Fulham and fully admit to watching Premiership games there when they were a force. It was cheap and managed to watch some great players About our fans realised what a bunch of idiots we have become to other fans and the country IMO we should cull a few dinosaurs who sit at LR moaning **** pigs pond life scum ... It's 2016 FFS
not sure if this is tongue in cheek or not but we should not be hating Fulham. It's not their fault we have been absolute rubbish on our last 3 visits. I would go so far as to say if we went out of business, I would definitely go and support FFC .
Young Sebastian caused quite the storm when he came across this thread - blazing into the room waving his iPad and disrupting me as I dipped warm organic Buckwheat pitta bread into a terracotta dish of homemade aioli Rupert had brought back from school. A small splodge landed atop my blue lounge moccasins rendering me quite incapacitated lest I take it off, and break the no bare-feet rule Lottie has instituted since we laid Persian rugs throughout the north wing, or risk moving and spreading the horror. Whilst Sebastian raged at the injustices, quoting directly some of the more malicious posts with perfect annunciation, Harriet, quite brilliantly, fashioned an improvised net with her harp and riding whip and removed the offending article. With the domestic chaos now subsiding I'll be contacting Hugo and the gangs respective PA's to agree a suitable rendezvous point for Saturday on South Africa road - from which we will introduce the ends of our sharpest brogues to the winkies of locals until I am satisfied an appropriate and commensurate level of confusion and terror to that which I have just suffered has been created. After that I intend to paper clap the chaps to a resounding triumph. Sebastian has been going since 2000, he's always fearfully asking when might QPR beat Fulham, 8 times now he's seen them, it must be something like 19 - 4 to Fulham on aggregate. 6 wins, a draw and only 1 loss. I think the worry steams from the shock in 2012 when QPR scraped a win. I remember his sorry eyes turning to me - fat tears falling and then beading up on his wax Barbour jacket - "why did the fat man from the pub score daddy" he sobbed as the final whistle blew.
