The Really Pleasant Thread

Reminds me of the time when next door's cat shat in my pot of mince, I had to throw half of that away.

 

I read my little niece a bed time story. I think if the GC crowd got together we could write a beautiful book for beautiful children.

 

I have probably said that joke almost as many times as my hilarious 'Britain has Muslim Weather' joke and each time there is always somebody who doesn't realise that if indeed next door's cat did **** in my pot of mince, then I would actually throw all of it away. Not even sure if you are being serious or not, but a few weeks ago when I said it, there was somebody disgusted that I only threw half of it away!

 

Zog

 

You were reading your niece a story about the ex King of Albania?

 

Nah - Zog the friendly dragon by Julia Donaldson. Believe me you will be sick of that name in 5 years time!

 

Of course I ****ing never, my next door doesn't even have in cat...otherwise I would have.

 

haha no doubt.

 

If she has to be read stories to, too young for you, you old bastard.

 

4 in November - we have all the books from the gruffalo onwards because her big sisters had them. She loves it

 

That ship sailed when you reared your ugly head on it.

 

I was actually just meaning your posts, not your actual face, I'm sure that is erm interesting, as you put it

 

I am going to retract my 5 star rating now, some idiot has ruined it for the rest of us. This is exactly why the other boards don`t like us ,no class at all .