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The Rafa Confessionals

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Apr 15, 2018.

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How Wrong was I?

Poll closed Jun 15, 2018.

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  5. I’ve been blowing him since day 1

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  1. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    To be fair, the reports on Dubravka for us normo's wasn't anything to get inspired about. Hindsight's great and all that, but I don't regret not getting excited about a journeyman keeper from the Czech league. Better to be pleasantly surprised than the usual feeling of bitter disappointment.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Apr 17, 2018
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  2. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> this thread hasn't bothered you at all has it?
    Chill out fredor I was only having a laugh, don't know why it always ends in these perverse sexual fantasies involving me.
    Weren't you a kangaroo ****ing me in your last one?
     
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    RobEllious, Apr 17, 2018
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    @Mbemba You're A Womble - you wasted your time a few months ago, clearly it fell on deaf ears :rolleyes:

    Yes Rob, I'm massively bothered and upset by this thread. It has caused me great pain, the like of which one never quite gets over fully. I have reported you for your behaviour.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 17, 2018
  4. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    No need to report anything, just apologise to Rafa and you'll feel much better!
     
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    RobEllious, Apr 17, 2018
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Rafa should apologise to me for making me watch his incompetence play out before Xmas. It was torture. Fumbling round in the dark searching for his first...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 17, 2018
  6. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    Well maybe you could thank him for post-Christmas, when he first started spunking his managerial wisdom all over your face.
     
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    RobEllious, Apr 17, 2018
  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No he should thank me. He clearly read the forum and my postings about where he was going wrong. He corrected it. He can bring Senor Free-Dor another drink on the house. He can then have a Rafa Confessional with Senorita Ellious and confess his tactical sins.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 17, 2018
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  8. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    Nar, he's coming to the Fredor/Pouch imtervention.
    I'm buying a whiteboard for him in the hope visual explanations of his sound tactical reasoning can separate the young Pouch from the Fredor persona you've become enamoured with.
     
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    RobEllious, Apr 17, 2018
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    What’s an imtervention?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 17, 2018
  10. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Take it from me you really don’t want to know, you really don’t want to know.

    Obi was the last person on this forum subject to “an imtervention” and no-one has heard from him for a long, long time.

    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I’ve seen Obi. He’s just waiting on a joiner to put in the double doors at his local takeaway but wouldn’t mind some WiFi. He’s told them he’s in no rush otherwise.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 17, 2018
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Are you sure it’s not the owners of the takeaway who are waiting on the double doors in order to get Obi out as his credit is up and they can’t get any other customers in until they get Obi out.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Apr 17, 2018
  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    No mate. He was thrown out of a convention.

    For eating all the buffet.

    For 50 people.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 17, 2018
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