Mate ... no way I'm turning up there ... the Royals don't like me ... not since that night I had with Diana in the Premier Inn on the A41 ... just before she met Dodi ...
Tips / Bets The Queen is dead
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Mate ... no way I'm turning up there ... the Royals don't like me ... not since that night I had with Diana in the Premier Inn on the A41 ... just before she met Dodi ...
I had visions of Fosse queuing and his battery dying on his phone. 
You had to go there didn't you.
Ffs
Mate ... not going to let my public down ... got to play the part ... it's expected
While Charles and Diana were courting Charles had to ask the virginity question, feeling rather award about it he asked her if she had seen or touched a mans penis
No replied Diana I am sure I never have
On the wedding night Charles went to the bathroon to freshen up and walked in the the bedroom wearing his royal dressing gown
Smiling at Diana he opened the dressing gown and said Well my darling this is ones royal penis
Gosh yes said Diana its just like a Fosse but so much bigger
No replied Diana I am sure I never have
On the wedding night Charles went to the bathroon to freshen up and walked in the the bedroom wearing his royal dressing gown
Smiling at Diana he opened the dressing gown and said Well my darling this is ones royal penis
Gosh yes said Diana its just like a Fosse but so much bigger
For the avoidance of doubt and to alleviate the touching concern expressed by some fine people on here ... I'm currently sitting on my sofa with a glass of wine .... chuckling a bit ...
****
... ... actually mate, she said "give me 9" and hurt me" ... so I ****ed her 3 times then twisted her nips
... actually mate, she said "give me 9" and hurt me" ... so I ****ed her 3 times then twisted her nips
Ok Sucky
For the avoidance of doubt and to reassure the naive and the odd dummy ... I DID NOT shag the late Lady Diana Spenser in a Premier Inn on the A41....
... it was a TravelLodge in Blackpool coz she wanted to ride on the Pepsi Max Big One
... it was a TravelLodge in Blackpool coz she wanted to ride on the Pepsi Max Big One
For the avoidance of doubt and to reassure the naive and the odd dummy ... I DID NOT shag the late Lady Diana Spenser in a Premier Inn on the A41....
... it was a TravelLodge in Blackpool coz she wanted to ride on the Pepsi Max Big One
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Attention ignorant peasants
Today your Queen will lie in state as millions of her subjects pass by and pay their respects
Lower your gaze when I talk
arseholes
Today your Queen will lie in state as millions of her subjects pass by and pay their respects
Lower your gaze when I talk
arseholes
PM me, you can sleep in my shed. Reasonable rates
Anything in the shed worth more than the cost of admission? Asking for a mate.