Off Topic The 'Pull a chair up' thread..

Evening ladies and gents..

Just thought I would set a thread away on life's experiences, offering a bit of info, advice to others on things you have experienced and things other people might be facing if you get my drift, so I will kick off without a straightener..

I'm having my second rectinal ulrtasound prostrate biopsy on Wednesday, this time they are knocking me out, simply because they are probing to the prostrate between the skin of the scrotum and rectum, sounds ****e, anyone been here?

We are all so cool on the forum, a bit of this, a bit of that but we all smoke different dope, we all have different dopes as mates, another man's beer is another man's vomit so 'pull up a chair' if you have a problem, I'm sure someone here will help..

God love not606, the internets cyber asylum where **** rules..

Oh and ha'way the lads..

 

Hope it goes well mate.

Two of my friends here have had the problem. But don't automatically think the worst, it could just be a what they call benign hyperplasia.

 

@donga darko sorry for the intrusion mate, but this fine gent (and he is a fine gent) could maybe do with the benefit of your experience bud

 

I had a Carcinoid removed in 2014, I have the syndrome at the moment with the symptoms, they don't know if it is the prostrate or there's another in the abdomen. My PSA at last reading a couple of weeks ago was 11.9, constantly up and down like me peeing during the night..

 

Likewise my fine fellow and thanks..

 

I had two mates here with the malignant. Both reasonably early. They were given the option of radiotherapy or a prostatectomy. One went for the radiotherapy, the other for the prostatectomy.

Both are just fine now.

Obviously, I hope it's not bad news for you. But I fully understand that you're uneasy. I would be too, mate.

All the best

 

Best of luck mate, got everything crossed for ya.

 

All the best Joe, to you and the family

 

I have the options if it is the prostrate, when I want to fart my prostrate hurts, when I **** i feel it in my groin.

 

I hope the tests show a favourable result mate, god knows you deserve it. Your attitude and view on life is a lesson to us all mate.

Donga has some completely relevant experience which I'm sure he'll be happy to share with you when he sees my tag

 

Same here! Best wishes, Joe

 

Best wishes Joe.

 

All the best Joe..will say a little prayer with you in mind brother

 

All the best Joe, hope everything works out x

I've got a few experiences that may help some people here. If you like horror films, stick around....

 

Lost the Father in law to prostate cancer not a nice thing too have, so we all hope things will be good for you.

Now to cheer some of you up, for the last week I have had a dose of acute ****s, just had blood test come back as an infection so on antibiotics and no beer.

 

Pussy.

 

I know this is going to be a little bit on the late side, Joe, but I did once hear that ****ing profusely, and on a daily basis, has the effect of reducing the risk of prostate cancer.

I'm sure I heard that, somewhere.

Anyway, I've lived off that excuse for years.

 

You are quite right, its proven if you regularly empty your love stick it can reduce the chances of prostate cancer.

 

Do you get your inside out dog to sort you out?

 

I have a wife to do that for me, I recommend you get one as well, it may sort your anger issues