The press ban on naming the footballer...

A clue? I thought I did.

 

I was being sarcastic

 

Sorry.

Anyway, it's no surprise really.
I'm amazed he has time for all his promotional work considering the amount of time he has his old chap out.

 

There are 80 odd of these injunctions at the moment. The ones rumoured to involve footballers are:

Ryan Giggs - Imogen Thomas
The Beckhams - marital problems
Gareth Barry - affair
Lescott - affair
Avram Grant - rumours he had an affair with Steven Gerrard's wife and may be the father of her children
Ashley Cole - stopping publication of pictures of him with a blonde in a nightclub
Michael Owen - affair and/or details of his gambling problem
Peter Crouch - affair
Robbie Keane - alleged to be having 3 affairs at the same time. Peow peow Robbie.
John Terry or Wayne Rooney - over 2nd alleged affair
Jose Mourinho - affair
Theo Walcott - blackmail attempt over group sex with hookers in Vegas

 

I'd guess that the latest one involves that Bavid Deckham guy.

 

Lescott affair? Crouch affair? There's still hope for you getting laid one day Yonner

 

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Wtf is that about ST?

 

Someone posted it on the First Thread To a Million yesterday and I couldn't resist bookmarking it.

 

I'm loving the Avram Grant one.
Did Stevie's mrs have the affair in revenge for Stevie sleeping with her imaginary sister?