The Premier League Thread

If I see JWP or Stuart marking Haaland for a corner, next week, then I will switch to Rout.
Simply have to put ABK on him, at set pieces, to match him for power, as much as anything else.

 

I think the only way to stop him is to start with Walcott, and in the 1st minute he runs up and punches him (not condoning violence, but needs must), hopefully knocking him out or at least concussion. Walcott will get a 10 game ban, we'll be down to 10, but Haaland will be off the pitch at least.

 

So long as he isn’t banned from the dressing room.

 

And there’s the hat trick.
Awesome player.

 

Haaland is unplayable. Terrified for the weekend

 

First Man City hat trick in 50 odd years, in a derby, followed a few minutes later by another.
The odds on us keeping it to single figures will be interesting.
And now Pep is resting the best players. Bastard.

 

So now they rest Foden, Grelish & De Bruyne as they have a big game next week...

 

Wolves have sacked their manager

 

The weakness I see from City is that they tend to relax at 5 or 6 goals and let the other team score

 

So, our job is confirmed for next week; stop Haaland from scoring 4x home hat tricks in a row. Come on RH; there’s the challenge.

 

Wrong week to sell Foden on FPL then

 

See wolves are looking for a new mgr!

 

I don’t think this will ever be beaten.

Very good chance he gets another one next week
Tbh

 

Can’t see us changing from the zone stuff we tend to do. Will be one of the smaller guys trying to block him off on the edge of the area then the bigger guys in the danger zones dealing with one zone each

 

That teaches me uncaptaining Haaland still have him but braced to fall down the table for my transgression.

This weeks captain Toney managed a delightful 1 point against Bournemouth…

 

I captained him. Going to triple captain him against us next weekend. Will be amazed if he gets less than 4

 

I said yesterday that it would be somewhat fitting if Ralph finished with a 9-0. It is, after all, the scoreline which he is most associated with.

Very difficult to see any other than a heavy City win.

The temptation to triple captain Haaland is so very, very strong. Only thing which is making me think otherwise is the thought of what he might do in a double dgameweek.

 

One more 9 and all the emergency services will turn up.

 

And he was born in England