So from a fantasy football point of view, 2 goals and an assist from my captain (wish I triple captained him now!!!!) and a goal and an assist from Jota. And thankfully no United defenders.
He would probably have ripped off his suit and run into the United changing room, looking for a pair of boots so that he could get out there for the second half...
The United fans showing their true colours here, by staying to provide support to their team. Oh, no, wait...
BBC text reporter taking the p*ss here: 52 mins GOAL - Man Utd 1-5 Liverpool Cristiano Ronaldo The comeback is on!