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Advance news 26/12 15:00 Cardiff v Southampton Referee:- Andre Marriner. . Assistants:- S Massey & M Perry. . 4th Official:- R East .

29/12 13:30 Everton v Southampton :- Referee: - Mark Clattenburg. . Assistants:- S Beck & S Child. . 4th Official: - J Adcock
 
We need a few more female officials so people can stop highlighting Sian Massey all the time. She's the only linesperson commentators bother referring to by name.
 
Joe said:
We need a few more female officials so people can stop highlighting Sian Massey all the time. She's the only linesperson commentators bother referring to by name.
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She got every single decision right in the last game at St Marys, something most of the rest couldn't claim.
 
I'm very pleased we have Sian Massey as an assistant, I think she's the best assistant referee in the league.
 
SAINTDON13 said:
She got every single decision right in the last game at St Marys, something most of the rest couldn't claim.
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Most probably could though, just no one remembers their name because they are all blokes (and bald, for some reason).
 
Qwerty said:
Most probably could though, just no one remembers their name because they are all blokes (and bald, for some reason).
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The reason is that they are streamlined, less hair less wind resistance, so they can zoom up and down, always keeping up with play......... hang on, I am going to have to rethink that one.
 
- Doing The Lambert Walk said:
Can you imagine Merson, with Manuel Pellegrini, Mauricio Pochettino and Mauricio Pellegrino?

Jeez.
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When doing a review of the Newcastle v Saints game he tripped himself up over Yoan Gouffran, calling him Gooffan, Goofon, Gooffan, sorry. All the while appearing to suck a sweet to hide his inability to pronounce any word with more than two syllables. Or maybe it was those ever developing hangdog jowls. :)

[video=youtube;yaipAlzMENs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaipAlzMENs[/video]
 
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