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This contravenes newly formed article 231.b/57: There shallst be no futureth predictio-ni's accepted as currency beyondeth the gameweek cometh throughout thyne festive period. Less they be smited or their username be changed to "Jim Goebbels" in the table for three weeks

 

Grumpy old Scrooge!

Just a pity for you that newly formed article 231.b/57 is overturned by Holy Law 46.c/27a in the scenario that: "If the accusation is made by a herpes-riddled, Mackem-loving, rule-bending, badger-bothering, sex-stalking, bisexual then the accuser shall be the one to receive any punishment, including spending Christmas in the Dread-fort, and shall be referred to only as REEK."

 

I've got gonorrhea, not Herpes, so jokes on you!!!!

 

Dammit! I knew these pesky rules needed reviewing!

I guess I'll just have to take the punishment!

 

Chelsea 1 v 1 West Ham
Burnley 1 v 2 Liverpool
Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Southampton
Everton 3 v 0 Stoke
Leicester 1 v 2 Tottenham
Man Utd 3 v 0 Newcastle
Sunderland 2 v 2 Hull
Swansea 3 v 1 Aston Villa
West Brom 0 v 3 Man City
Arsenal 2 v 0 QPR

 

Wait, I thought I had promotion sewn up as there were only 2 in div 3, who are these infiltrators! And I thought I had 17 points

Gah its all gone downhill. I'm going to listen to karma chameleon and get to the bottom of this

 

Nevermind it was 11 points ****s sake

 

Chelsea 2 v 1 West Ham
Burnley 1 v 1 Liverpool
Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Southampton
Everton 2 v 2 Stoke
Leicester 0 v 1 Tottenham
Man Utd 3 v 1 Newcastle
Sunderland 1 v 0 Hull
Swansea 2 v 1 Aston Villa
West Brom 0 v 2 Man City
Arsenal 2 v 1 QPR

 

Chelsea 2 - 0 West Ham
Burnley 1 - 1 Liverpool
Crystal Palace 1 - 2 Southampton
Everton 2 - 1 Stoke
Leicester 1 - 2 Tottenham
Man Utd 2 - 0 Newcastle
Sunderland 2 - 0 Hull
Swansea 2 - 1 Aston Villa
West Brom 0 - 2 Man City
Arsenal 3 - 0 QPR

 

Chelsea 2 - 0 West Ham
Burnley 2 - 1 Liverpool
Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Southampton
Everton 2 - 2 Stoke
Leicester 0 - 4 Tottenham
Man Utd 5 - 2 Newcastle
Sunderland 2 - 1 Hull
Swansea 2 - 2 Aston Villa
West Brom 0 - 3 Man City
Arsenal 4 - 1 QPR

 

Chelsea 3 v 0 West Ham
Burnley 1 v 2 Liverpool
Crystal Palace 0 v 2 Southampton
Everton 0 v 1 Stoke
Leicester 1 v 2 Tottenham
Man Utd 1 v 2 Newcastle
Sunderland 2 v 1 Hull
Swansea 3 v 1 Aston Villa
West Brom 0 v 3 Man City
Arsenal 3 v 0 QPR

 

Chelsea 3 - 1 West Ham
Burnley 1 - 3 Liverpool
Crystal Palace 1 - 2 Southampton
Everton 2 - 1 Stoke
Leicester 0- 2 Tottenham
Man Utd 4- 0 Newcastle
Sunderland 1- 0 Hull
Swansea 1-1 Aston Villa
West Brom 0 - 3 Man City
Arsenal 2-1 QPR

Props

 

Chelsea 3 - 1 West Ham
Burnley 1 - 2 Liverpool
Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Southampton
Everton 2 - 1 Stoke
Leicester 1 - 2 Tottenham
Man Utd 2- 0 Newcastle
Sunderland 1- 0 Hull
Swansea 2-1 Aston Villa
West Brom 0 - 2 Man City
Arsenal 3-1 QPR

 

Chelsea 2 - 1 West Ham
Burnley 1 - 2 Liverpool
Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Southampton
Everton 2 - 1 Stoke
Leicester 0 - 0 Tottenham
Man Utd 1 - 1 Newcastle
Sunderland 2 - 0 Hull
Swansea 3 -1 Aston Villa
West Brom 1 - 2 Man City
Arsenal 3-1 QPR

 

With lots of very high scores mainly cancelling each other out this round for the vast majority, the big losers were those who forgot to predict. December is the month that sorts out the real players from those just tagging along. It shows who has the commitment to say 'Stuff the turkey' I need to get my predictions done.

In Division One, Silky Sammy has gone from title contender to relegation candidate in one big mighty fall as the division's top scorer was bottom placed Sissokay. Division Two is still close, but the top two have daylight now. Division Three is turning into the usual monthly battle against promotion as the vast majority forget to predict again. In Division Four, Beardsley's Shimmy is so confident of seeing off the threat of absolutely no-one that he appears to have showered and gone home at half-time!!



Latest positions and points update following the Boxing Day games

 

Tottenham 1 v 1 Man Utd
Southampton 1 v 1 Chelsea
Aston Villa 0 v 0 Sunderland
Hull 1 v 0 Leicester
Man City 3 v 0 Burnley
QPR 1 v 2 Crystal Palace
Stoke 0 v 2 West Brom
West Ham 1 v 2 Arsenal
Newcastle 1 v 3 Everton
Liverpool 2 v 1 Swansea

Soooooooooooo close to escaping relegation from not predicting two gameweeks!

 

All I can hear in my head is Mortal Kombat - "Finish him"

 

Tottenham 2 v 1 Man Utd
Southampton 2 v 2 Chelsea
Aston Villa 2 v 1 Sunderland
Hull 2 v 0 Leicester
Man City 3 v 0 Burnley
QPR 3 v 1 Crystal Palace
Stoke 2 v 0 West Brom
West Ham 1 v 2 Arsenal
Newcastle 3 v 1 Everton
Liverpool 2 v 2 Swansea

 

Tottenham 2 v 2 Man Utd
Southampton 1 v 2 Chelsea
Aston Villa 2 v 1 Sunderland
Hull 2 v 0 Leicester
Man City 4 v 0 Burnley
QPR 3 v 1 Crystal Palace
Stoke 2 v 0 West Brom
West Ham 1 v 2 Arsenal
Newcastle 1 v 2 Everton
Liverpool 2 v 1 Swansea

 

Tottenham 1 v 1 Man Utd
Southampton 1 v 2 Chelsea
Aston Villa 2 v 0 Sunderland
Hull 3 v 0 Leicester
Man City 3 v 0Burnley
QPR 2 v 0 Crystal Palace
Stoke 2 v 1 West Brom
West Ham 3 v 1 Arsenal
Newcastle 1 v 1 Everton
Liverpool 2 v 0 Swansea