The Premier League 17/18 ultimate gash XI

I'd forgotten about HIAG's 'I'm right in an parallel universe' argument

He won't thank you for bringing it up, but well played mate.

 

He dangles his rod ^^^^^

* Tobes looks and shrugs*

 

cost £12m ... suspect we will get £5 or £6 due to his age...less of a hit that you will take on Xhaka ... £35m

 

do not drag me into you lovers tiff... threesomes ain't my thing

 

Yeah Xhaka was horribly overpriced at £35m, but we won't take a hit on him because we'll carry on playing the ****.

So basically I win that argument, unlucky mate

 

I've noticed over the years your subtle little digs at HIAG, they are cleverly disguised, but I can see when you're doing it

Don't worry, he'll still gobble you off though.

 

Spurs and Arsenal fans arguing over who's got the ****tiest players.

Let me answer this one... you both win

 

you do realise Iwobi has scored and assisted more than lamela this season.

You've basically described lamela except he has less end product. You fans love him because he "works hard" and "shows agression". You could hire Robbie Savage to do that without forking 25 million for that

 

Ouch

 

****bucket

 

Lamela missed the first 4 and a half months of the season dumbass after missing the last 8 months of last season...you ****ers should be more worried about Bakayoko

 

Iwobi's had nearly twice as many minutes this season and assisted just one more goal

* in all comps that is.

 

Or the £40m Drinkwater...

 

Wahoo ... the cavalry ... suck it up gooner and chavs mo fos...ma posse have me back

 

Pussy

 

Chav loving whore

 

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HIAG will be along in a minute for some of this mutual gobbling.

 

I ****ing hate the chavs.

You've lost again blud.