Pictures that have a lamp in it, the lamp is usually more difficult to spot due to some tart trying to distract you by being semi naked
We surely need to start a petition to get you back to posting your lamping pics. I see no harm in that. In fact it sounds brill.
Personally I ust whip it out and tell her to leave the room. Unless she wants to help (which is never) The ****ing bitch
I've tried that, but it makes a mess of her chin, which she's not too happy about. Plus, I get in the way when she's trying to watch Eastenders.
You are an alpha male. I appreciate that. Once my Mrs went her mum's and I looked after the baby. The baby was asleep in the living room and I thought I'd have a quick tug while I had the opportunity but I was put off by the thought of my daughter waking up and looking at me. ****ing with a soft willy is so depressing.
You ever seen Jim Jeffries bit on a coke ****? My favourite bit... 'And then you realise something, you're almost dead!'