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Apparently, although suspended by the Tories and now found guilty of the sexual assault, unless he gets +1 year custodial sentence then there can but doesn't have to be a by-election in the short term.Imran Khan has been replaced by Shehbaz Sharif as Pakistan's Prime Minister following a vote of no-confidence.
In other news, Imran Khan has been found guilty of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy.
They're not related, as far as I know. Bad day to be called Imran Khan, apparently.
That's fake, according to fullfact. It's run by the Tories for the Tories though, so...Food literally grows on trees, you ****ing loon
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That's fake, according to fullfact. It's run by the Tories for the Tories though, so...

In the meantime, Tory MP & serial scandal merchant, Crispin 'Upskirter' Blunt is publicly defending him...Well, he would, wouldn't he?Apparently, although suspended by the Tories and now found guilty of the sexual assault, unless he gets +1 year custodial sentence then there can but doesn't have to be a by-election in the short term.
I think we can probably now guess what the sentence will be and that the Tories will delay til at least after the local elections.

In the meantime, Tory MP & serial scandal merchant, Crispin 'Upskirter' Blunt is publicly defending him...Well, he would, wouldn't he?
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Crispin Blunt's name is the sort of thing to bring the poet out of people...In the meantime, Tory MP & serial scandal merchant, Crispin 'Upskirter' Blunt is publicly defending him...Well, he would, wouldn't he?
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He's a Spoonerists delight to be sureCrispin Blunt's name is the sort of thing to bring the poet out of people...

Crispin Jeremy Rupert Blunt. Seriously.Crispin Blunt's name is the sort of thing to bring the poet out of people...
In completely unrelated news, Liz Truss has reportedly been seen running around her office whooping like a Jerry Springer audience member, while Keir Starmer has been seen Googling what a goal is and why one being open is importantPrime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak will be fined by the police for breaking lockdown laws.
The PM's wife, Carrie Johnson, will also be given a fixed penalty notice:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61083402
This is fine.
Sounds like part of a Monty python sketchCrispin Jeremy Rupert Blunt. Seriously.
Neither will resign, the Tory backbenchers will start with a raft of whataboutery and the dumbass English public will lap it up.In completely unrelated news, Liz Truss has reportedly been seen running around her office whooping like a Jerry Springer audience member, while Keir Starmer has been seen Googling what a goal is and why one being open is important