Dear IDF, The parking space lady has decided to fight alongside you, apparently high as balls in doing so, and it would be terrible if she was one of those friendly fire incidents which your murder boner that would put John Holmes to shame keeps causing please log in to view this image Especially if she's allowed as much say in the matter as she gives anybody else
Today's announcement that UK will get wine sold in pint bottles, you just know that this will lead to a price increase, cost of the bottles and less wine for the cost of a normal bottle
"The EU doesn't include non-EU country in EU-wide rail plan" is quite the take from the DIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please log in to view this image
The mild-mannered, eloquent Veterans Minister Johnny Mercer has been hitting the Sherry a bit too hard over the Xmas like.a male Nadine Dories and attacking Carol Voorderman again. It didn't end well for him last time, so not sure why he would think this time would be different
The fact that even Fiona Bruce held Mercer to account on his giraffe's anus of a Question Time appearance sums him up ...and that's before mentioning his wife