Did King Charles stuff it all under his matress because banks ask too many questions if you deposit more than £500 in cash over the counter in a single transaction.
Must be interesting at customs though, what's in the case sir, oh just a few notes i brought with me for my meeting.
Not sure how often you drink wine mate but too much is not good on a school night. EDIT.........just realised it's the summer holidays, carry on.
please log in to view this image He's definitely a flight risk that's considering running to Russia. There's absolutely no way that he's not going to break his bail conditions, too.
Talking of risky flights ... I guess it makes a change from accidentally falling from a sealed skyscraper window? .
I suspect it's absolutely no different from falling out of a window. That is, both are bullshit excuses for people who trouble Putin getting tortured to death.
I'm not even sure about that. Nobody's going to check if he was actually on it, are they? Handy excuse for anyone that's silly enough to ask questions.