The Politics Thread

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Still amazed that they didn't top another Brazilian electrician

 

The fact we have Mad Nads and Bad Enoch clawing each others' eyes out at the moment also says it's starting to get a bit Lord of the Flies

Which is fitting, given that's a story of how a bunch of public schoolboys think they can run an island and **** it up for everybody

 

Exlax has revealed he will be stepping down as Twitter CEO and will install somebody new in six weeks

He hasn't given her name, but I think we all know who it will be...

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Luckily there weren't any European leaders in the 1930s who had this exact same idea, or they might have been mentioned by now...

 

George Santos on Thursday voted for a bill he co-sponsored that would crack down on a crime he was charged with on Wednesday:
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/santos-sponsoring-bill-fight-crime-accused/story?id=99254557

 

Ah, but did you know his mother died in the Great Fire of London?

 

Sit back, relax, and watch the follective nervous breakdown unfold

We've only just begun...

 

Hope you guys have got enough strength in your arms after all last week's flag waving to be able to wave goodbye to the last remaining vestiges of UK Democracy!

 

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Why would you feed the loser narrative like that?!

 

...why yes, I can provide a link to that video

 

Are the Natural Law Party still a thing...?

 

Could not see anything about him in the video

 

That does appear to be him in the back of the police car in the thumbnail

 

Anybody fancy crashing a 747 into a cricket stadium?

 

Eurovision should not be headline news for the BBC News
Inflation, the destruction of the NHS, attacks on UK Democracy, the corruption unearthed on a daily basis, the collapse of UK Trade....THEY are the Front Page: not plugging your own show - & the Govs distraction technique!

 

Ironically the BBC miss the point entirely: the reason the British entry tanked hard is because the logic behind it was "Well we like it, which means the whole of Europe might like it" which is a belief that has worked out brilliantly for countless Eurovision entries in the past (see also: "They like Eurocheese, so chuck some X-Factor reject out there")

With very few exceptions, such as Sam Ryder, so much of the British Eurovision strategy is uncannily like the attitude of holidaymakers in the Costa del Sol who wouldn't know a Spanish phrasebook if it was a plot device in an Evil Dead film and expect the locals to speak English: rather than gauge what might do well at Eurovision, they tell Eurovision what they should like - and the whole of Europe disagrees, and we're supposed to think it's some kind of anti-British conspiracy and not because this year's entry would not sound out of place on Superdrug's instore music channel

 

Let's see how things are on Planet Weirdo

...so she still won't let you see the kids then?