So after spending months cosplaying as Thatcher, and all those amazing photos she had taken during her trip to Moscow to make her look stateswomanlike when she should have been maybe suggesting to Putin that invading Ukraine might be a bad idea, it turns out that Liz Truss is so hopelessly incapable of being Prime Minister she beat George Canning to the record of shortest-reigning PM - and Canning was dying of tuberculosis when he took office It's almost as if the cheese/pork markets speech was a warning...
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was "Oh no, not again." Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
Sir Graham Brady indicates that another PM will be selected by 0.3% of the electorate and suggestions are that Braverman and Badenoch will run..... ...what could possibly go wrong?
We can swap. Boris for POTUS, Trump for PM. Or just lock the pair of them up, the criminal ****bags. One or the other.
Teresa May tells the Tory MP's to be prepared to compromise... ...What's next, converting tigers into vegans?
