Remember, Tories, Stella Creasy is now your enemy because she said bad things about Suella Braverman, that TERF who is ignorant of the law...
I think I've seen this one. A druid stands by each stone on her birthdays and it splits her soul into 8 pieces. Then she can only be killed by paparazzi under a bridge or something.
Disclaimer: this statement has bugger all to do with politics. I'm planning to be at a stone circle this solstice. Never done this before. Not gone all druid or anything, just thought it would be interesting. No, not the obvious one.