True story....
I used to do the bookkeeping for a couple of ladies who ran a flower shop...... They decided to sell up and one went off to Australia and the other one stayed here saying that she wanted to be an artist...... well a few months later I saw her and asked how the painting was going and she said great, I asked if she was using water colours or oil and she said neither....... I looked at her curiously and she said she was working in an undertakers painting the corpses faces so they looked good when relatives came in to view the body............
More cake Stainsey?