Off Topic The Politics Thread

Operation 'save big dog' is underway!

 

Im not sure this is political but there is a fella drinking what looks like lager out of a white can with no branding... just white. Is this some Woke branding thing that you cant call it something this week as it may upset someone?

 

i expect it’s like most things considered woke, a projection of something that’s either not happening or nobody cares about.

 

Blimey i have not seen so many people drinking on a train. Even the woman in front has just cracked open a can! I do find it a bit ‘tacky’ drinking out of a can... at least i have my wine in a paper coffee cup!

anyway have i missed any party’s today or is it all quiet?

 

there’s another been exposed, not really a surprise though

 

Are you joking?

 

Wine time Fridays!

 

Nope another leaving party apparently

 

Twats.

 

Christ Almighty! If the popular opinion is correct that the two most likely candidates to succeed Johnson as leader are Spock Sunak and Surgical Truss, then what’s the bleedin’ point of him resigning? That’s like when we swapped Jim Magilton for Paul Hart.

It’s when you look at others in the cabinet, and then try to think of up and coming Conservative MPs, then consider the heads that Labour has to offer that you realise exactly what a paucity of political talent there is these days.

What a load of crock.

We deserve better.

 

Vote Labour then.

 

I’d rather flop my todger onto a wooden bench and bang a rusty nail through it.

 

Kinky

 

Think about the possibility of sepsis

 

I hope you're up to date with your tetanus jab.

 

The queen wasn't allowed a Phillip leaving do
Or was she at downing street

 

You don't know Uber at all do you