Off Topic The Politics Thread

[bobmid]

Mate, we'll be on a sunlounger come election day, so who gives a **** about which of these ****s ends up a "winner" tonight, although it might be funny to see BawJaws put under a bit of pressure and hear what waffle the lying toerag comes out with. Don't think Corbyn has anything to lose as the media seem hell bent on trashing anything he says anyway, but can't see him doing anything spectacular this evening either. Even if I was here on 12th, neither would be getting my vote anyway.....

I'm here to vote, fly on the 13th

 

[ELLERS]

THIEF MPS
Two MPs caught trying to steal valuable furniture from offices before being thrown out for election
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By Matt Dathan
16th November 2019, 1:45 am

TWO MPs were caught trying to nick valuable furniture from their Parliamentary offices before they were chucked out for the election last week, The Sun can reveal.
One of them even tried to steal a chaise lounge, a security official said.

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AP:Associated Press
Two MPs tried to steal furniture from the office in Parliament before kicked out for the election
The two incidents spurred the Parliamentary authorities to send a letter to all departing MPs warning them not to steal furniture.
In the memo they warned MPs they have a list of all furniture and artwork in their offices so will be able to identify any missing items.

Security official refused to name either of the MPs who were caught trying to steal furniture.
But the official told The Sun: “Security have stopped two MPs removing antique furniture this week. One even had a chaise lounge.”
More than 70 MPs decided to stand down at this election.

The letter sent by Commons authorities to each of the departing MPs warned: “Please ensure that any artworks belonging to the Parliamentary Art Collection or Historic Furniture Collection items are left in-situ on your departure.”
The MPs standing for re-election are not allowed back in their parliamentary offices for the five weeks before an election.
The ban is designed to prevent MPs using their parliamentary offices or research to benefit give them an unfair advantage on the

Dominic Grieve and John Bercow?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

We could see a slip up though Watford.... Remember Corbyn has a short fuse and Boris gets a bit 'Latinish' when cornered.

He gets a bit ****ing stupid when cornered. Last seen saying “we will” when some fat oik bellowed “get ‘em out”. If Corbyn gets a fair crack he’ll do just fine.

 

[Steelmonkey]

I'm here to vote, fly on the 13th

**** that, I'm away from all the hype, get back after it's all over....and see which bunch of arseholes are ruining the country for the next 5 years

 

[ELLERS]

He gets a bit ****ing stupid when cornered. Last seen saying “we will” when some fat oik bellowed “get ‘em out”. If Corbyn gets a fair crack he’ll do just fine.

I know the first question I would ask Corbyn to get his goat. Actually I also know my 2nd 3rd and 4th.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I know the first question I would ask Corbyn to get his goat. Actually I also know my 2nd 3rd and 4th.

He could try and talk about all the great things the Tories will do to build on the success of the last decade.

 

[bobmid]

**** that, I'm away from all the hype, get back after it's all over....and see which bunch of arseholes are ruining the country for the next 5 years

We usually stay til after Christmas day but ive too much on with work.

 

[bobmid]

Did I just hear a cheer from comrade Eeliov......ah yes, early Russian goal!

 

[ELLERS]

That's the closest you've come to posting anything that might be considered accurate on this thread. Corbyn would do well to get a draw what with the constant press smears you and your fellow turkeys have fallen for.

As many have said, If there is no problem, he won't have anything to worry about? I doubt Boris will mention Corbyn's 'Problem" anyway.

 

[GoldhawkRoad]

This is quite exciting. They'll be waking Corbyn from his afternoon nap about now.

 

[Sooperhoop]

This is quite exciting. They'll be waking Corbyn from his afternoon nap about now.

And lift the lid off his coffin...

 

[ELLERS]

This is quite exciting. They'll be waking Corbyn from his afternoon nap about now.

They wheel him out of the Lenin tomb especially for these occasions.

 

[bobmid]

Northern ireland 1-0 up on the germans, ah nobody is bothered, borisov has cut ties with them anyway

 

[QPR Oslo]

Northern ireland 1-0 up on the germans, ah nobody is bothered, borisov has cut ties with them anyway

Both of them I guess you mean.

 

[kiwiqpr]

**** that, I'm away from all the hype, get back after it's all over....and see which bunch of arseholes are ruining the country for the next 5 years

or two

 

[kiwiqpr]

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What a difference 194 years of climate change makes!

Not.

Top: Venice, 1825
Bottom : Venice, 2019

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[ELLERS]

jezza just shot himself in the Micheal Foot 3 times.

 

[kiwiqpr]

Darren of Plymouth ‏@DarrenPlymouth Nov 15
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Google has changed its search algorithm to alter search results in ways it has publicly denied in the past.
A challenge for you.
Search 'black couples' in google images, then do the same with 'white couples', what did you see?
This is everywhere.

weird

 

[kiwiqpr]

should have put that on the conspiracy thread really

 

[Sooperhoop]

It's not much different from PMQs, same old yah-boo politics. Could do with a more assertive presenter...