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Match Day Thread The PL Season 16/17 All Star Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Skylarker, Aug 13, 2016.

  1. Arsenal 3 v 4 'Pool

    I am not going to wum. I'm just back from a day-long shopping trip in downtown Las Vegas, and I've only now seen the results of Sunday's games. Arsenal conceding 4 goals at home on their first game of the season - that's got to be a new record for them? Perhaps someone can look at the stats, I'm sure, lads.

    Anyone seen Pixie today?
     
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  2. Commachio

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    You seen any cops randomly shoot people yet?
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Bet the scousers were straight in there for them wheels.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    HTF can you bend your car in a car park ffs
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Look like he hit the post
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    At least something stayed out then <whistle>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    Possibly batting wums off the Arsenal board, or banning fellow fans? <whistle>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Garth Crook on Mane

    "the best individual goal I've seen in years"


    As they say...

    No ****, Sherlock!
     
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  12. NSIS

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    Yes, where is A87 when he's so desperately needed!...
     
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  13. Pixie banned A87 for this very reason, because he knew Arsenal were eventually going to implode.

    First game in and already they are in a relegation battle.

    But, as I say, I am not going to wum.
     
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  14. Stan

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    Midnight in Vegas and HIAG is reading not606 whilst on the white trash holiday of a lunchtime.

    Meanwhile it's just after 8am in Enfield and HIAG is reading not606 whilst also googling "things to do in Vegas".
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    HIAG this is the ONLY thread on the PL board that wumming is allowed, and very much promoted <ok>

    I removed the 'wumming policy 2015' from this thread <ok>
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    A87 is fine. He's very comfortable locked up in my basement. At first he protested very loudly, so I stopped giving him food and water. I think he's okay now because haven't heard him making any noises for a few weeks.
     
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    I predict that I'll be adding this one to your wum **** up thread shortly :)
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    ****ed himself to death, perhaps.
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    He's beginning to smell quite bad now. I think the dirty ****er needs a bath.......probably
     
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  20. Me and the family are up in 5 hours for the Grand Canyon extravaganza. Really looking forward to it.
     
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