The pitch for our opening game

Frig me. Did you have a cup of green herbal tea with that ya tart?

 

Nah only Yorkshire tea, dont like any of them herbal stuff. May s well pour hot water onto pot pourri

 

Ah pot pourri, looks like breakfast but smells like your granny. Off the telly but can't remember who said it.

 

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Looks better than it did before, but still looks utterly ****.

 

They've used green spray to cover up some of the ****e

 

Still need to sort out the nets,