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Living in Hove jiggle? Are you "confused". Listen Reid-all-about-it and joe for that matter. Cows eat green stuff and it makes them fart a lot. That's the reason for the hole in the ozone layer. Cows and people who eat 5 a day causing far too much methane. Never happened before all these naff diets started. Never mind what the Scientists tell you it is all caused by cows and healthy living.
 
i'm all for the green stuff Sensible. Farting is good for you. Those curries must make you fart a lot tho? All the cow dung and human dung will be used for heating our homes soon, better start eating the fruit and veg Sensible or you may freeze lol
 
Farting is definately not good for you joe. Everytime I do it at home I get a smack round the ear. Did it in a bar once and was thrown out. Did it in a lift once and got out. That was much better. I got out on floor 2 and the next stop was 15.
 
Hope you have a decent cider for me? Bottled Henry Westons will do. 8.2% if you please! None of your Strongbow or Magners crap for me
 
Lifts are the best place for that, especially if you are due out and like you say next stop 15, bet they got out at 3 rd floor. Best save them until bed time after the curry and a few drinks<steam>
 
greenjock, you can just make do with the Buckfast like everyone else north of the border. As a treat though you can have a cherry in yours with a little umberella.
 
Aw sensible it sends me all weird like. I start believing Scotland can qualify for the World Cup and things like that! At least Murray did the business today. Can't have all you English being depressed that Wimbledon is here and not a Brit left in lol
 
Two barmen GAT? You can have sensible if you like and I'll throw in a couple of ciders. If you aren't depressed after that lot I'll go get the surfer dude ;)
 
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