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Well they are more in touch with their feminine side that's why. Truth and politness never sit well together as if you tell one you have to neglect the other one. I'm extremely polite. I don't pick my nose in public or scratch my nether regions. I only fart in lifts if they are empty at the time. If a woman asks a bloke if her ass looks big in something would she rather hear the truth or spend all night wondering why all the other women are making coments behind her back. seems to me you just can't win.
 
sensiblegreeny said:
Well they are more in touch with their feminine side that's why. Truth and politness never sit well together as if you tell one you have to neglect the other one. I'm extremely polite. I don't pick my nose in public or scratch my nether regions. I only fart in lifts if they are empty at the time. If a woman asks a bloke if her ass looks big in something would she rather here the truth of spend all night wondering why all the other women are making coments behind her back. seems to me you just can't win.
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That's bullying that is............ Depends what you consider old to be. plymborn is old but then ex RAF personnel don't tend to age well. Matelots on the other hand remain 21 all of their lives. That's years not months by the way. Women are a bit of an enigma when it comes to age though. My youngest grandaughter is 3 and acts 63 at times whereas my wife is 63 and acts 3 and especially when I don't instantly agree with her. I should add that I always agree with her in the end though but that is because I get fed up of days of the same subject until I do.
 
You must get fed-up shut in that cupboard with the gas meter.

I can tell you sensible that I have aged very well,and thats not just my opinion,although I don't have to prove it to the barber anymore,and I've got a full head of hair.

As for Sailors.........I don't know how many pictures and paintings of old gnarled weather beaten Sailors I've seen over the years they look more like a 105 than 65.
 
That's because you don't know many truthful people plymborn only the syncophant variety. Age is but a number with some greater or smaller than others. I've met some very fiesty aged people who don't act their age at all and some quite young people who have aged years before their time. I'll remind you of the story of Silversands being told the other evening. That was a "rest camp" full of "Bar ladies" and you went mountain climbing and on safari. Erm.................. Matelots only get their portraits painted after a night out in Silversands rather than up a mountain. But they do like parrots though.
 
Just been into the prediction thread and these two are having a discussion about front room colour schemes. I rest my case is all I can say.
 
Listen Mrs I have little hair because I live with an old woman. plymborn has hair because he is one. Why did my kids. in fact all kids moan about everything then? It is a well known fact that the younger you are the more you moan or you are female. Not sure which one had the highest percentage.
 
Thats why he's in the cupboard all the time.............Mrs moanalot I'm sure she is trying to get him to play with the gas tap in there.

Come out sensible before you blow the whole street up..........there are other ways of getting on the ten o'clock news.
 
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