Its something I have had to carry with me for many years. The worst thing about it is his boys both support Chelsea and my son does as well. Its enough to drive you to drink!
It gets worse by the minute mouldy. You haven't mentioned parents or the wife yet. Take a tip. Leave it now or you will only regret it.
I'm on a roll, so here we go, dad was RN and a cricket fan, mum an Elvis fan and the wife a charlton fan and all her family. Its a cruel life I have had! Sod the kids they can go to bed on their own! Get the yard of ale glass, fill it with your best scrumpy and pass it to me please Mrs Reidy.
Mouldy I was almost moved to tears that a man can be made to endure all of that. How have you ever coped? Believe it or not I have a troll sat in my hallway right now. Honest he is there and has ginger hair. I am not drunk or taking any illegal substances. One of my grandaughters who is 4 thinks he is horrible and the other one who is 3 and now has the big stick thinks he is lovely. I hide him away from the 3 year old and put him in the 4 year old's bag.
What my legs or the shorts? My legs are pre 1950 but the shorts are positively modern. They even have zips in rather than buttons.
Awwwww they are baggy and long then ..... oooh those halcyon days of tight shorts .... pert bottoms ......
Pert bottoms? I would love to spend just one day in your fantasy world Gat it seems an incredible place. Can't say I've ever noticed pert bottoms myself except on the Kyle video of course. Any, I've exceeded my time allowed on here now and her in doors wants my attention. No not because of the shorts either. See you tomorrow when I've narrowed the league gap to a few.
Goodnight Sensible hope you feel better soon .... was referring to the 70's kits when the shorts were short .... the only ones who wear that style now are the rugby 7's players lol
