Yep but I'm a bloody good swimmer aka. I was the personal coach for the shark in Jaws and Nimo's dad.
I tried to watch Dr.Who last night Gat and have to say I didn't understand a bloody thing either so you are in good company. I remember watching it with my kids when they were small and it was much better than all this modern computer graphics stuff. And they were scared of the Daleks and Cybermen.
Come on folks you have to laugh and stick two fingers up to the World don't you? What else is left for us right now. I have a suggestion for a change in football rules. My son reminded me of this yesterday. In the old days it was always fortress Home Park. Now why was that I hear you ask and even if you didn't I will tell you anyway. Many moons ago when he was but a lad, away teams travelled on the day to our ground. Now for a lot of them that was 8 hours on a coach, get off, get changed, get beat then back on the coach for an 8 hour trip home. Not good enough these days even for 2nd Division players. Oh no, they have to come the day before and stay in a hotel. The plan therefore is to ban day before travel. Simples really.
I tried to watch Dr.Who last night Gat and have to say I didn't understand a bloody thing either so you are in good company. I remember watching it with my kids when they were small and it was much better than all this modern computer graphics stuff. And they were scared of the Daleks and Cybermen.
Come on folks you have to laugh and stick two fingers up to the World don't you? What else is left for us right now. I have a suggestion for a change in football rules. My son reminded me of this yesterday. In the old days it was always fortress Home Park. Now why was that I hear you ask and even if you didn't I will tell you anyway. Many moons ago when he was but a lad, away teams travelled on the day to our ground. Now for a lot of them that was 8 hours on a coach, get off, get changed, get beat then back on the coach for an 8 hour trip home. Not good enough these days even for 2nd Division players. Oh no, they have to come the day before and stay in a hotel. The plan therefore is to ban day before travel. Simples really.

I ahem spent last night in the Gillingham cafe, well there were no greens around and I needed a shoulder to cry on...