*** The pilgrimage Bar***

Yep they have lots of clubs to attend, pity a lot of them attend football clubs! that's me in the ****. I have some nice g strings, they don't itch!! I see that prick as been on today, telling every one to bet on his say so. Pity we can't bet he would **** off! for good with STD. i will put him on ignore

 

Ok lads place your orders for a G string made of steel wool ........... one size fits all lol

 

I have plenty of steel wool gat, it is good for wigs as well. How was the knitting club.What size are you knitting XL.

 

Errrrm not exactly .... thought I'd do sizes Small, Extra Small, Extra, Extra Small ..... I'll have you know I've been busy knitting new players lol !

 

That size won't fit me............... to small. Need to do more than knit new players. We have enough knits playing for us

 

Anyone seen the landlady tonight .... Only I have a bone to pick with her ..... she called me a pervert on FB lol

 

Why did she call you that... She has not been here tonight, she was knitting some scarves

 

Because there was a thread about Halmosi, and I said I loved his warm up routine, and somebody called us perverts and she said it wasnt her, it was me lol

 

Joe for piccies just go advanced and then attachments you can upload from there. Night all off home for some grub and a couple of drinks.

Gat better get knitting those players quick, first games coming up fast

 

Thanks mex, is this bar in administration as well? Were are you all today and the last few days. All enjoying the sun and nice evening,

 

Now the soaps have finished I suspect all the old ladies will surface again joe. Even happy hour can't compete with Corrie, Eastenders and Emerdale. Half the regular posters are in a different time zone to us as well.

 

Apologies for my absence but the tennis has taken over my life this past (almost) two weeks but from Monday hopefully it will all be back to normal.

Hope everyone is ok and enjoying the bar - esp happy hour.

 

Haha not soaps sensible just Andy Murray getting thrashed.

 

BTW am I classed as an "old" bugger already?

 

That's the end of Murray, thank fully. Evening all

 

The simple thing to say now would be just "yes" but I've never been a simple soul. I don't know you madam ergo I have no idea if you are 18 or 80. I suspect it is somewhere in between with some argument as to which one you are nearest to. So our little old Andy got dicked did he. Until you mentioned it I genuinely didn't know. What a shame. Oh well there is always the next millenium before somebody remotely British wins it or even gets into the final. We should do what some other Countries do in Athletics for example. Buy one in who can play and maybe we just might stand a chance.

 

Well the tennis is over on Sunday, its over for Murray now , we all knew it was all talk again. He just is not good enough to go any further. Time to hang up the bat. Take up fishing! Sensible you can never get a woman's age correct! no man will.

 

We did buy one in.........from Canada............Greg Rusedski.........not as good as Tim........but he did get to the USA grand slam final once. Came over here because he had heard our players were total crap,and life would be easier.

 

Plym you ok, staying up late tonight? Greg and Tim were both Crap! We are told there are lots of good tennis players coming through? But they never meant British ones.

 

Should be an exciting final on Sunday.

Sensible you are right - I am between 18 and 80 and that's all I will be confirming