The Pervert Thread

With the Minogue sisters on standby just in case i get a rush of blood.

 

Because the majority of men and lesbians find it sexy.

 

Definitely.........I could withdraw a lot of man yogurt over her...stunning

 

I knew you'd see sense, no need for violence.

 

Mate, after tackling four off them, the ten year old over the road could batter me

 

Honk,
Can't even watch porn if the bird is dressed up in that ****.
Can't even touch nylon. It gives me static shocks.

 

One for Tel

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And i'd give her one as well.

 

Puff

 

Reckon you might be right there Com, is Billy the only bloke that doesn't like women dressed up in sexy gear?

 

Maybe. The ****ing weirdo

 

He prefers his women to be delivered via cattle truck.

 

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Not an awful lot of room for improvement here.

 

Ladybo

 

Coco Austin, face isn't great but I would hedge my bets there's not many better shags going.

 

Nah. Munter

Looks like a bloke.



#allwayswary

 

It's the ones that don't look like blokes that are the blokes, that's the rule over there innit?

 

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Most of you are old enough to be her dad/grandpa, so this is one for the younger lads amongst us.

 

You think basques ar sexy?
Really?
You're a bigger freak than your brother who shags the grizzly bear.

 

Bill, you're defo a minority here, you're possibly the only straight person I've ever come across who doesn't like birds in sexy outfits.

 

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Certainly perks up my morning when she does the local weather!