If I want a sandwich I’m having a sandwich. People in their 30s with businesses and mortgages avoiding bread for a week because their parents want them to then post a picture on Facebook of their Pepperoni Deep Pan afterwards.
Handjobs... why the **** anybody wants a hand job off a bird is beyond me, if it’s not goin in ya mouth then don’t bother hun, I’m 100x better at it than you.
Don’t know if they’re overrated or not but suddenly I’m seeing adults on ****ing motorised scooters everywhere.
