Long as they taste nice, smoothies don't always look the best tbh so just cos it looks like bile it means nothing
Nowt wrong with Avo in a smoothie. Tastes of absolutely nowt, it’s like sticking a bay leaf in a Phaal.
Right, I'm sticking my enormous cock out here, but..... yep, me. Lette do a fabulous 25cl bottle. And if you like BrewDog (I do) there's both a Punk and Nanny State alcohol free version that is good too. Doombar do a fine bottle as well. Good to do with time off the ale for a month or so, or if you're driving. When I was young, all we had was ****ing Kalibar. Vile. Some sound stuff out there now. The non-alcohol spirits are a joke though. Best off just putting bleach in your coke.
I just try not to drink too much at home, and if I'm going out for a meal with family it always seems to be me who ends up driving anyway. At parties I'm usually pissed within two hours. Don't ever remember too much after that.
Used to be fond of an avocado with brunch when that was a thing. Pomegranates however. Terrible effort to enjoyment ratio.