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The Outing Of Barrie Lochrie

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Aug 22, 2017.

  1. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Bucks is Leeds and Leeds is bucks <applause>

    Nailed on for a buckie like imo
     
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  2. SaveTheHumans

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    ^^^ week and possibly month made.
     
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    “Stop licking the ****ing bus stop windows you little fenian ****er!” Tina yelled at her ADHD suffering son, Mindy. Mindy had a boner as he could taste urine from the bus shelter and had an unrelenting desire to ejaculate and he frantically rubbed his tiny diseased nipple dick.

    Tina took Mindy back up the high rise flat to let him relieve himself but unwittingly, she walked in on her husband, Russ receiving fellatio from the local harlet, Senga Al-Arabia who took a break from fanning her boyfriend, Trev, trying to keep him cool.


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    Mindy was upset, his dad Russ was a hun albeit, he was a fenian hun and this confused to boy who demanded Senga take his seed too. Tina was furious and instantly took to the Whatsapp and invited Bucks (who's femal btw) Simon and Gary Doherty (Der Kaiser) to a session, Tina was in her element she took Simon in her mouth as she fisted Bucks and Der Kaiser banged away at her tiny frame.


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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Christ almighty <laugh>
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Scrolled down and very quickly scrolled up again...

    Thank **** my office is nearly empty today...

    Can I get the text without the porn pics please?
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Wee dwarf is game as ****
     
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  7. Tina.

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    Just looks wrong. That woman has some size of hole. The wee dwarf could fit both hands and feet up there.
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

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    The dwarf's got a bigger cock than me <wah>
     
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  9. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    That's Russ, mate.

    You should see Mitch's one :shocked::shocked:
     
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  10. monacoger

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    ^^^^ It's definitely Trev, folks <ok>
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Haha the chimp did a funny
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ Trev liking his own posts ffs <doh>
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He kept his Reebok trainers on <laugh>
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    No I meant the female one
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Could you please check your privelage and stop assuming people's gender Trevor.
     
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    Time for more creativity ...

    I missed this one
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

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    The wind whistled wildly down the staunch suburban street as The Pack lay in wait.

    The futile faint flicker of moonlight, that crept through the clouds, barely bore bald Pack Leader Aldo from the womb of the night.

    They would wait.

    Yippy Yappy Yermaw, a 14 year old girl pretending to be an 13 year old boy online to ensnare malicious male molesters, poised anxiously.

    Still they waited.

    Rain reached Royalist Lanarkshire, clearing filth and scum from the clothes of the wretched wet Wolf Pack.

    It was time

    Aldo gave a cry

    "Burooo"

    The pack moved.

    Yermaw was first to the dilapidated double door, yet she waited as Aldo arrived awkwardly, massaging his manhood.

    The Kill excited him.

    Then, Putting his sizeable head through the door...

    The Pack were in...

    Yermaw spotted him first...

    Cluthing himself in one hand and a copy of the Metro in the other, rumbled racist Ranger of the Grove looked astonished.

    Yermaw moved on him like Kris Commons on Stevie Gs missus

    "HAWD OAN" bellowed Aldo

    Yermaw had sharpened her nails for this moment...what was Aldo doing???

    "Wuv no axed 'im the question" said the veteran commando.

    "The question...the question...ask him the question" sang the sissy assassin

    Groveranger was perplexed, here he stood, cleaning his cock on a Metro, caucasian children chained inside a ketter shed where a kitchen should be and these would be Tommy Robinsons had not made him the Front Page Story on tomorrow's Metro...yet

    "What question?" asked Grove meekly

    "The question that tells us if you get to wash your hands afterwards...FREAK" snarked the teenybopper.

    "Ansa it rite, n'yall n'er see us again" confided Aldo.

    Grove felt he had a chance...but after betting on Eddies tips his luck seemed to have run out

    "Im ready" said a shaking Grove

    "Its eazy laddie" said Aldo

    "Just tell us..."

    Grove braced himself....

    "What school did you go to...?"

    ...
     
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  18. monacoger

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    ^^^^ I read it twice, very well written, mate <ok>
     
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  19. Mind The Duck

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    Lack of likes suggests otherwise
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I didny get a menshy. <grr>
     
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