The optimist's thread

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PINKIE

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Either we'll win the league....or Wenger will buy some new players <ok>
 
Swarbs said:
I hear he has already agreed a deal for an Argentinian foetus that is guaranteed to be the next Messi... <ok>
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What a great idea. I rang M. Wenger to broach your idea. He tells me it is already a done deal and some portly, Argentinian bint - complete with facial hair and warts - is carrying the new Messi and that the brat is already signed to the Mighty Arse.

While the prospect has me quivering with excitment and wonder there is a downside...

By the time he is old enough to turn-out for the first team, I will be happily dribbling in a rocking chair in a twilight home for the bewildered and completely unaware that the new Messi has taken the pitch. C'est la vie. :smile:
 
miduppergunner said:
What a great idea. I rang M. Wenger to broach your idea. He tells me it is already a done deal and some portly, Argentinian bint - complete with facial hair and warts - is carrying the new Messi and that the brat is already signed to the Mighty Arse.

While the prospect has me quivering with excitment and wonder there is a downside...

By the time he is old enough to turn-out for the first team, I will be happily dribbling in a rocking chair in a twilight home for the bewildered and completely unaware that the new Messi has taken the pitch. C'est la vie. :smile:
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That is true, but at least you can rest easy knowing the future of your club is in good hands! And he'll still probably make it to the first team before Bebe makes it into ours...
 
Gibson the next Iniesta? What have you been smoking! I wouldn't sell them Bebe either he might become the next Ronaldo!
 
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