I will unstick this one and we can start a new 2019/2020 thread in due course unless anyone has any thoughts?
I bought a new tv to watch the premiership on next season. I opened the box and guess what. No Leeds.
Oh and there is always the one " what does a cordless drill, toothbrush, hedge trimmer etc have in common with the premier league?"
You don't know what finishing top of the league is ? Not surprised, very few still alive can remember Liverpool finishing top, I hear Liverpool fans want a new we finished 2nd trophy making.
You said "the top league". Like it was some special league or a league from another planet or something. Did you mean the Premier League?
Yes it is the top league, and a special league, if you win it you may agree, but I can see us winning it again before Liverpool tbh. Why you here ? to commiserate with us doing a Liverpool ? Cooper doing a Gerrard, falling over and costing us the game. I think we've done quite well, won as much as Liverpool, but spent 400 million less. Anyway shouldn't you be out mugging old women or robbing, those £1,000 easyjet flights won't pay for themselves.
I was here to post a silly joke, it was going well with Joker but now you've turned up all serious n'****. I can do hugs if it makes you feel better?
Yes that's better then, hope you beat Spurs if it's any consolation, but please don't come back to tell me about it if you do win it, as I'm not fookin interested in football till August.