The Open 2021

Justin Thomas
Louis Oosthuizen
Tyrell Hatton
Marc Leishman
Joaquin Niemann
Lucas Herbert

Would usually do Rahm but as usual the bookies go far too short on players after they win a major, absolute ****ebags.

 

Xander Schauffle
Shane Lowry
Tony Finau
Abraham Ancer
Lucas Herbert
Corey Connors

Would be shocked if one of those didn't win!

 

I would be amazed if they did

 

So would I.
It's a big field so anyone's guess though Big Dunc might want to prove a point after blowing it here the last time but his form is bad.I have a feeling Harrington might surprise us.

 

Gone;

McIlroy
Lowry
Oosthuizen
Westwood.

Fiver each way on them all.

 

It’s Schauffle time

50 quid on the nose

 

Shane Lowry playing like a man thats been drinking out the claret jug every day for the last 2 years.

 

Lowry is a one off wonder just like Lawrie.

He should have stuck to painting matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs.

 

Maybe I should take up golf.

 

Or look for golf clubs that are buried in fields

 

Golf was invented by John Knox

 

You should. It may make you almost interesting.

 

do you like golf?

 

I do.

 

I like watching but not playing, the opposite of most normal people.

I'm not particularly good at it, so thats probably a factor.

 

You certainly are the opposite of normal people, I don't think anybody shall dispute that.

 

Knock a ball down a hole, how hard can that be?

 

True, buddy

One has to wonder what normal is anymore? We live in a world where some people think theres more than 2 genders and if you question them then you’re the bad one

 

Yeah the world is ****ed, mate. If it wasn't for laughing at Celtic, I don't know what I would do with myself.

 

They won't let cripples like me play golf

What happened to inclusivity?