Off Topic The Olympics/Paralympics thread

Edmund just got knocked out of the tennis.

 

Opening up for Murray again with Novak exiting in the first round.

 

Bronze medal in the trap shooting - Ed Ling

 

Ed Ling showing that Brits can use guns with class.

 

My missus making us watch the diving.

Or two blokes falling into water. At the same time.

This is sport?

Frig me.

 

I love how the commentators called the trap shooters 'athletes'.

 

Go whack your Speedo's on Happy. She'll be putty in your hands.

 

No need for the tight trunks, that's for sure.


It would be more interesting, to say nothing of being more decent, if they had to do it in a Weeble costume.


Also, you should be able to play a joker and get double points on one round.


And the take off board should be greased.

And slowly rotate.


Oh, and all the other competitors should be able to throw wet sponges at the divers as they descend.



In a nutshell, if it was It's a Knockout, it'd be more interesting.

 

Stuart Hall would definitely liven it up Ernie. That and a shark in the pool

 

Get Stuart Hall back and you've cracked it Ern.

 

Done me Chazz.

 

Who me or Stuart??

 

Ooh err

 

Dirty Bastard.

 

Top bombing from Daley and Goodfellow.

Well done lads.

 

Not surprised your missus is watching those fit young blokes wearing budgie smugglers.
Just like no doubt you watched the lady divers costumes yesterday. . .

 

Happy likes a big old Russian shot putter.

 

Maybe Happy likes the budgie smugglers too!

 

Always stuff a big spud down the front of mine....just for the laaaaaaaaydiz like.

 

They're all gay. And on drugs.

That's the first, and last of the Olympics I'll be watching.