The official Xmas Dinner Fred 2020

Forgot to take a pic. You lot would have said it was a rabbit portion anyway, so **** you.

 

Anyone seen @Suckmyklopp ?

He went to a lot of effort to make a meatloaf yesterday, which I thought he said he was going to have around 5pm. Nowt has been seen of him since. When is the deadline for this years comp, judge @Spurlock ?

 

Whenever Sucky makes the thread with the Poll

give the guise another day to get their dinners up

 

Still feeling a bit rough, will post mine later

 

Here's mine. Almost forgot to take a pic.

 

Rough as ****, pics maybe tomorrow, poll runs for a week anyway, when I get it up 2moro

Oh and

 

Oh dear.

 

I don't think he expected us to believe it was actually his!

There was no ketchup for a start.

 

Or baked beans.

 

dont tell me you actually thought that was Schlem’s

I got me some Jamaican weed btw

Its a nice change

 

Nah but need to nip that **** in the bud before ginge gets ideas.

Nice mate ain't had any weed weed for a long while actually

 

So did I win yet?

 

Haven't read through yet to see if you have finished judging but I'd like to add my entry and I hope that the sympathy vote because I've had a tough time, wins it for me.

So, I cooked for four people. Turkey and Gammon were cooked perfectly. I also had mash, turnips, carrots, parsnips, sprouts and probably more that I can't think of. Oh, stuffing as well, that was amazing. I also made proper gravy and not runny gravy like these amateur chefs.

No pics but I have a valid reason. I never seen this thread.

Hope I win














Also free bag of weed to the judge that deems me the winner.

 

Can’t you at least draw us a picture?

 

Ive just created a new category

No pic entries

I think you’re in with a chance bro

 

what’s a long while?

 

I’m bound to win the Hipster Xmas lunch of the year award with my lentil Pilau and egg curry

 

Of course, let me find a pen and paper...

 

This is gonna be good.