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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Do Fake gingers count... like Scarlett Johansen or Jennifer Lawrence? or all natural only ;P
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    if fake counted you could put any woman in the list so it has to be only real surely
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Keep your scat tags off this forum.
     
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  4. BobbyD

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    yeah but they actually played characters that had ginger hair if you know what i mean :p. I see your point though
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    you could just shove a ginge wig on or photoshop any woman to be a redhead so eau natural is the way
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I agree

    gingers who are natural are of a type

    a) fair skinned or pale looking

    b) blue eyed

    c) possibly feckled

    fake gingers are just girls advertising a good time IMO...
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Was two natural redheads in my gym last night

    One was on the elliptical so her buttcheeks were gettin a good workout :wink:
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I let my gym membership expire because Mrs is doing evening classes and i have to watch kids on timeslot I used to go.

    There were lots of nice girls at the gym. My favourite is the thigh machine, or the calf curl machine where you lay face down.


    When it comes to redheads, fake redheads are better than real ones. Science will back me up here. Redheads have fewer hair follicles than any other hair colour. A fake redhead will have thicker fuller hair than a natural redhead.
     
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  9. DirtyFrank

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    Dunno where you get your gingers from but most reds here are also thick and curly (frizzy) to the point of afro if they're not careful...me included lol..

    Out of all my mates I'm the only one still with a full head of hair and the only ginger...the rest are receding or bald.

    So my fewer follicles must kick you blondies and brownies many little follicles arses! <laugh>
     
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  10. DirtyFrank

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    TBF I think it's because of the inter breeding of the thick dark haired celts ...

    Most geneticists believe Red Hair came from Asia and the middle east originally ...way way back of course . ..
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

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    From sex with Neanderthals.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    Each individual hair is thicker and courser with redheads, but most have fewer hairs total. So the appearance is frequently less even, full, and soft looking.

    Difference between a Chinchilla and a Yorkshire terrier. A Yorkshire terrier has fewer thicker hairs, a Chinchilla has more hairs more finely and evenly placed.
     
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  13. DirtyFrank

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    One specific sub species of Neanderthal to boot!

    The old 45th parallel . ..too milky to survive down south so we all moved up to chillier climes..
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    theres evidence of ramses the great being red head and there are chinese tribes with red hair but this was assumed to be brought there form outside. (also taller)

    however genetic studies are far better than random guesses and speculation such as these

    I'm sure you will agree with cartman that red heads are the spawn of satan (especially ed sheeran)
     
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  15. DirtyFrank

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    Suppose this would also explain why we don't seem to visibly grey as quick...less hair less to go grey as well as less noticeable on a red background lol
     
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  16. DirtyFrank

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    Yeah went from middle to near East, into central Asia then through the great migrations into northern Europe.

    I am indeed the spawn of Satan. ..been told it my whole life lol
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Damn son. ****'s got weird in here

    ****in creeps
     
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    You'd love it.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I am a fellow part Neanderthal. <ok>. The English half of my family were almost all redheads. I have the dark brown hair of the Eastern European half of my family. Always wondered if any of the kids might have red hair but they didn't.
     
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