Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and get friends dressed like coppers (LAPD) to kick the **** out of me and I pretend I'm Rodney King. Bad taste?
Latest title odds: http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/winner Liverpool 33-1, worth a punt???? City def worth a go at 11/4 in what could be a two-horse race when Arsenal fade
Normal Service Resumed at BBC Salford. Back to football. Take a look at the table. Just take a look. In fourth spot we have plucky Manchester United, who have moved above the mighty Swansea with a 2-1 win over Everton. Angel Di Maria and Falcao, who earn around a Euromillions jackpot every year, both scored. United are only eight points behind leaders Chelsea. There, we said it. Post your thoughts to #bbcsportsday