If we have a 50% conversion rate in the second half we will finish today top of the league. You know its happening, Fergies in there now with Rogers saying, which of our players would do well for you next season on loan <wink> Rogers understands as hes got a few loanees so will need to get more in next season.
Fergie has just punched hernandez for playing ****, he will come out and score 15 headers in the second half
2-0 half time Scholes and Young, we always love you United.. MUFC forever.. we'll be back next season. people can write us off as many times as they want but we've been here before
Make the players fight each other at half time in order to gain some motivation, strikers and wingers are allowed small blades to even things up