Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day, resting. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds "Look Michael, look what I've made." Said God Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" enquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hotspot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small area of land and said, "What's that?" "Ah," said God. "That's Liverpool, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful people; great football teams, two impressive cathedrals and home to a number of the worlds greatest ever pop groups. The people from Liverpool are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the ****ers I'm putting next to them in Manchester."
I believe the politically correct term is "fingersmith" Although to be fair eatcustard has forgotten the people in Liverpool who get paid millions to work very hard at smiling in their training ground.
get with the times man, its mullets hotpants and checked shirts with the slieves ripped off at the shoulder
Suarez couldn't finish a crossword if the last line was 4 across 'uruguayan formerly of Ajax plaing for Liverpool FC'
