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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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  2. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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  3. KingEric07.

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    I'm interested to know if MITO likes sausage ?
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Pizza is cack. In fact Eyetie food is cack. I don't ming bolognese sauce, but only with mashed potato. Not that pasta slime <ok>
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Out of a tin no doubt you ****ing philistine.
     
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  6. Sweats

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    You really are a strange one... How can you not like pizza??
     
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  7. KingEric07.

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    What about garlic bread ?<whistle>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. Out of a pan, Eccles cake <ok>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Have you ever had a broken rib? Last time I had one, the unit at the time ordered pizza with a portion of garlic bread. I had a bite out of it and the smell and taste of garlic was so intense it made me ill. I went outside and threw up. NOT recommended with a broken rib. That was some of the most intense pain I've ever felt
     
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  10. KingEric07.

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    I've broken my ribs twice this season whilst playing Sunday league.

    It hurts when you sneeze, cough, ****, basically everything so I wouldn't have liked to have thrown up - I didn't sleep well for ****ing weeks <ok>
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    for the record king eric I like the rasher not the sausage......

    re: pizza. i am allergic to cheese, so i have to say pizza is not my favourite thing... BUT having said that my local can make a pizza with so little cheese i can stomach it
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    What's your take on Risotto Red?
     
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  13. KingEric07.

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    He likes it with toast and spam.

    With a can of Carling to wash it down <ok>
     
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  14. Sweats

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    How does he like his risotto though??
     
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    Fertilised. <ok>
     
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  16. Zingy

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    Morning Bluff. <ok>
     
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  17. KingEric07.

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    On his nutsack whilst Skylarker licks it off <ok>
     
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    Good mornings start with ....

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    I prefer licking coke off Mrs Sky's clit....

    But in this economic meltdown beggars can't be choosers, so risotto off The Hammerhead's nutsack will have to do <ok>
     
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  20. KingEric07.

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    I knew you wouldn't let me down Dave.

    A bit of a dilema for you this week, who do you want to win Liverpool or Arsenal ? <ok>
     
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