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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Which was.....
     
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  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    What's your opinion on taking a dump at work ?
     
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    Our river is bigger than theirs.

    <grr>

    Alternatively sweats new girlfriend is a swallower of male proteins.

    <ok>
     
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  4. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    just another night at the Patten!?
     
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  5. BCR

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    have my own bathroom in the office <ok>

    Sweats lady friend is a swallower eh? Lucky boy!
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Sammy what I have I taught you?



    ..... after sweats has finished just salt and burn the the bones!
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's a fail. It was the Cheshire Cheese in Latchford <ok>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Pussy <ok>
     
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  9. BCR

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    You are what you eat....
     
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  10. KingEric07.

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    What do ***s taste like ? <whistle>
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    twinned with the pattern arms at bank quay! <cheers> :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  12. BCR

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    depends on the *** <yikes> , wait....................... <laugh>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Cannibal eh. Sounds like you and sweats were made for each other <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I can assure you there's nowhere like the Cheese anywhere in Warrington. Probably anywhere else full stop <ok>
     
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    Oh I'd bet the Coracle in Penlan, Swansea would give it a run for its money. I could name ten in the salubrious areas of the city that are eye popping.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Swarbs has been there, but he saw it on a quiet day. It's all down to the landlady - mental woman from Durham who would do anything for you: well nearly. Don't think she's into sh.t sex <laugh>
     
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  17. tunns®

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    {QUOTE=Red Hadron Collider;2381908]I can assure you there's nowhere like the Cheese anywhere in Warrington. Probably anywhere else full stop <ok>[/QUOTE]

    (this is true) I just google imaged The Patten Arms and this came up! Warrington's top totty!

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    make your own mind which one is Dave and Davina!

    <click the photo to enlarge it :)>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    (this is true) I just google imaged The Patten Arms and this came up! Warrington's top totty!

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    make your own mind which one is Dave and Davina!

    <click the photo to enlarge it :)>[/QUOTE]

    I would imagine that they are top totty in that shathole. You should see the barmaids at the Cheese. Believe me, two out of four you'd completely smash <ok>
     
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    Oi RHC.

    I've just seen your post on the Ronaldo thread <laugh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Would you concur with my assessment of said poster? <doh> Every team must have them <laugh>
     
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