My reasoning on the disabled theory. Talking about theories, the fu.king LHC is STILL switched off. They need to get a fu.king grip
it didn't affect the carling cup so i think kenny generates his won higg's bosons... I think i am in total agreement with you guys on this one. disabled toilets in 95% of resturants etc are never used. I honestly this the EU or whomever think 50% of the population are in wheelchairs OR someguy knows exactly what we are saying and also agrees with us. i'd say he's sitting on his throne in brussels right now having a snaeaking quickie before going to the next meeting about eu standards in sprout manufacutre or something... I wonder if they have a safe **** standard in the piepline.
Doesn't bother me where or when I take a dump. When you've gotta go, you've gotta go...... I know people who won't crap at all in the local pub, they "save it up" for when they get home. Bollocks to that, If I was to try that it'd get very messy.....
On the subject of **** - I used to live with a a couple of mates, one of which was called 'Tickle'. Me and the other housemate went out for a planned weekend away on the lash and of course on the pull. We managed to pull a couple of birds the first night so we decided to cancel the weekend and take them back to ours - to my horror this is what we stumbled upon.... As soon as we opened the front door all we could smell was ****. Tickle and his Mrs (who was ****ing gorgeous) were in the bath together with **** floating around the bath.. porn posters on the bathroom wall smothered in **** with beer bottles covered in **** everywhere The 2 birds we brought back were ****ing horrified and walked straight back out... I made sure Tickle knew we found out he had a **** fetish and then ****ed off for our originally planned weekend away. When we returned Tickle had vanished - a week later he came back. Still to this day I take the piss out of him. ...happy ending - Tickle got married to his bird and now they live in a nice house in the country. God knows what they get upto, but it's now called '**** Cottage'. True story
Now I'm not narrow minded by any means, and there are very few things I won't/haven't tried, but this is well over the line for me.
That's one perversion I have to draw the line at. How the fu.k can that turn anyone on? Watersports is fine, but that YOu have some strange mates, Sky
In small doses and in the bathroom. Don't worry. I won't be indulging when you're up. I wouldn't do it with the current unit, for reasons you will see when you finally get up here
Nothing wrong with a bit of Wet Sex. BTW, I just cracked off a little one - stinks like **** but I think i got away with it
This thread has often been **** in the metaphorical sense- but now has become literally so. Wouldn't you like to start a "Great ****s I Have Known" thread or something and keep it on there?
