The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Zingy

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    I walked into work with my flies down today...didn't even notice the 'cool breeze' down there. :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  2. Swarbs

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    That's what God gave you a hymen for <ok>
     
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  3. Chief

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  4. Sweats

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    cant be a wimp in my job.. I deal with arseholes all day...

    everyone thinks their house is the best in the road.. had this couple the other day, valued their house and it was tiny and not touched since 1990.. they came and viewed a house with me and slagged the place off saying it was too dated for them and they couldnt live with it as it was... the place was a ****ing palace compared to the **** hole they lived in... absolute ****s!!!
     
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  5. Chief

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    I've had a cough now for 17 days. Seventeen ****ing days.

    I don't feel ill or anything, just have this non stop chesty cough that is a total ****. Coughed so much I've given myself a nobby, which I've never had before and am utterly charmed by its appearence.
     
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  6. Foredeckdave

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    I had a cough like that before I went to Oz. Had to go to the Doc out there and he diagnosed bronchitis and gave me some 'killer' antibiotics. Now I've got a bloody cold so the antibiotics are of no use :sad:
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    I've had a cough for over 2 years so no sympathy from me. Going to a specialist in London on Monday. Fingers crossed.
     
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  8. Swarbs

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    The antibiotics probably caused the cold by nuking your immune system.

    Ruff, I'd get yourself to the doctor's asap - 17 days of chesty cough = probably serious problem...
     
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  9. BCR

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    Mornin all, ****in catching a cold the bastard. Who's ready to get mugged tomorrow?
     
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  10. Chief

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    Been thinking this also but there does seem to be a bit of it going about so that's why I've just thought it will eventually go away. Going into the third week though, I could do with it being looked at I reckon. Trouble is I'm nowhere near my doctor in the week so don't get round to it.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

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    back from 2 hour lunch... not drunk.... i swear.

    ruffian, that'll be that cold that went round, I got that and got shut of it and it came back.. persistant little bugger.... deffo need some antibiotics to kill it off.
     
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  12. Chief

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    Well I hope it's a simple as that.

    A quick google after Swarbs' warning has thrown up all sorts of potential horrors! <yikes>
     
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  13. Swarbs

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    I go by a very simple rule - if your body hasn't deal with it within seven days, it probably isn't going to! That's when you bring in the professionals...
     
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  14. Chief

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    They gave my two year old penicillin for it but then he's two and I'm a big bloke so I guessed it wouldn't apply to me! A lad I work with, the ****er had it first and I don't doubt I got it from him, has been to a quacks who reckons it's viral and told him to man up. He's still got it, week four FFS!!!!!

    If I've still got it next week I'm going to see someone.
     
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  15. Sir_Red

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    Sounds like bronchitis, my mate was coughing for weeks on end when he had it. Or it could easily be...TB!!! <yikes>
     
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  16. Swarbs

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  17. Sweats

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    Being as we are on ailments I have started taking tablets today to cure something which there is a 1 in 10,000 chance I could die from taking.. Which is nice..
     
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  18. Chief

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    Yeah, that did pop up on google. Doubt it, had the jab at school as a kid.
     
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  19. Chief

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    Ok, what is the ailment and how does this 'cure' potentially kill you?
     
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  20. Sweats

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    Fungal nail tablets.. They can in some cases cause your liver to pack up..
     
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