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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    By the time he is 28, he will be playing for Wolves or West Brom.
     
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  2. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    eatscustard=talksshite
     
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  3. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Potential??? You said he was already world class. <doh>
     
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  4. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    stop clutching at straws. Suarez will be back on Monday, we will have argubally the best strike force in the league.
     
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  5. Psycho2k

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    Fixed :cheesy:
     
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  6. Constcrepe

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    Your words. Not mind. You must be a wum. No self respecting Liverpool fan would really claim that Suarez and Carroll are the best in the league!!! Suarez good player, yes. Carroll! My dead granny is better.
     
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  7. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Suarez, Bellamy

    Subs Carroll, Kuyt

    Not bad?

    Better than Berbaflop and chicarita
     
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  8. Swarbs

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    I agree with that, but like you say it is rarely the game you expect that's the big one. Like in 08/09, it wasn't the trip to Arsenal or Stoke or the big home game against Chelsea that did for you. Your season fell apart against 19th place Middlesborough.

    Which is why I don't think these next two games are particularly big. We don't expect to win them both, so it's not going to destroy our season if we don't. What would be a big blow would be if we lost to Fulham or QPR or Wigan or someone we were expecting to beat. Cos I can all but guarantee that City will drop points in the run in, what with trips to Stoke, Swansea, Arsenal and Newcastle and having Utd and Chelsea at home. Whereas, after our game against Spurs we could easily only drop two or three points in our last eleven games.

    So like you say, it's far to early in the season to say it's a really big game. I'm sure in the minds of our fans it's a big game, and we'll want a big win to give us the boasting rights to match the 4-1 some of your lot still go on about. But I think in the minds of the players, particularly the players who have come to the club whilst Liverpool have been in the doldrums, it's just another match. Which is as it should be, cos we don't want to beat Liverpool and then lose to Norwich and Spurs in the next two games cos everyone was too focused on the Liverpool game.
     
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  9. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Suarez > Rooney
    Carroll > Wellbeck
    Bellamy > Chicarita
    Kuyt > Berbaflap
     
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  10. Swarbs

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    Suarez - 5 league goals
    Bellamy - 6 league goals
    Carroll - 3 league goals
    Kuyt - 1 league goal

    Hernandez - 7 league goals
    Berbatov - 7 league goals

    You're making this too easy :D
     
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  11. Constcrepe

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    World class!!!

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  12. Manciniiiiiii

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    Yea, but its like opening a new business, an old business could make good sales, but the company could be on the decline. The other business takes less one year, but the potential for growth is evident.

    A few years latter the new business takes over, and goes on to dominate.
     
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  13. Constcrepe

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    <laugh> What a muppet!
     
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  14. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Lets look at it this way:

    Owen: in decline
    Berbaflop: in decline
    Rooney: Very good <gags>
    Wellbeck Potential
    Chickwithdick good

    Suarez World Class
    Carroll Potential
    Bellamy World Class
    Kuyt World Class (world Cup finalist)
     
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  15. Swarbs

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    Not the best analogy you could have made...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7759207.stm
    "It is an uncomfortable fact of business life that four out of five start-ups end in failure."

    <ok>
     
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  16. Manciniiiiiii

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    Another good comeback - your good!
     
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  17. Swarbs

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    So a World Cup finalist is world class? In that case:

    Berbatov - World class (Champions League finalist)
    Chichaito - World class (Champions League finalist)
    Rooney - Double world class (Double Champions League finalist)
    Welbeck - Potential
    Owen - Potential ruined by Liverpool

    <ok>
     
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  18. Manciniiiiiii

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    But your good comebacks will be of little comfort when you see Stevie G waving the Premier League trophy on a red bus cruising through Merseyside.
     
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  19. Swarbs

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    And the four horsemen riding trails of fire across the sky as Satan rules the earth...







    ...and then I'll wake up screaming in a cold sweat <ok>
     
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  20. Zingy

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    it's great to see the banter thread aliiiiveee.
     
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