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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    A lot of people can pass exams because they memorise as opposed to understanding. A girl in my physics class got the highest mark in the exams, but during actual lessons she'd contribute little to the discussion, nor would she be able to take an educated guess at how something worked. She just memorised what was in the text book/ what was done in class and regurgitated it in the exam.

    That being said, since KPR uses the same similes over and over again (less up front than Kylie Minogue, bigger pair of tits than Hayley McQueen...) I assume his memory is quite poor. The pass mark for a degree is only 40% though, which is easy enough to attain.

    But you do lose marks for incorrectly formatting essays, so his habit of not putting a space after a full stop and random paragraphing may not have gone down too well...
     
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  2. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Perhaps you don't understand the point KPR is making but it is very far from being imbecilic. I'm not an accounting expert by KPR and Eric CAN both be right at the same time!
     
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  3. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I'm glad other people have noticed his cut and paste type posts. Same **** over and over again
     
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  4. suarezlfc

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    Fancy a game of KPR bullshit bingo?
    I bagsy 'Michael Carrick is ****'.
     
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  5. THE FOOL

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    To be honest the most sensible thing said on this thread for ages
     
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  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    'Kenny should know he signed him' - Shearer
     
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  7. Sharpe*

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    Indeed. This thread is designed to channel everything into one. And it works to be fair! Keeps every other thread tidy.
     
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  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Exactly!
     
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  9. Sharpe*

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    True. Take the thread with a pinch of salt.

    On a side note what's he looking for in there? Spare change?!!
     
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  10. suarezlfc

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    Someone should've told Rio to #stayonyourfeet
     
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  11. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    I think its just Rio enjoying a good fisting.
     
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  12. Sharpe*

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    Looks like he is looking for a can of baked beans at the back of a cupboard!

    Bet Rio loved it!
     
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  13. KingPepeReina.

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    B4F.
    I hold a Bachelor of Arts in Business,here in Ireland its comes under the NVQ which is recognised around Europe.
    Unlike most Man United fans who hold a bachelor of arts in Sesame Street.
     
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  14. Sharpe*

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    Sesame Street?
     
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  15. merrysupersteve

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    Well sesame street is an art in itself so that's still pretty impressive.
     
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  16. KingPepeReina.

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    Yeah in year one,they learn their colours.They need this due to their 65 new kits a season.
    In year two,they learn the alphabet,but they still haven't figured out that M comes after L,and thats how they end up on the Liverpool board instead of their own.
    In year 3 they learn to count to 10.The really bright ones can count to 20,but the majority of them still haven't figured out that 40 is in fact more than 38.
    In their final year they learn to read...but most of the books have more pictures than words..some of the books can even be coloured in.
     
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  17. Sharpe*

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    Good answer Steve!
     
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  18. Psycho2k

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    It's took him ages to think up that witty insult, don't question it or you'll make him even more insecure than usual.
     
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  19. Sharpe*

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    What do you make of sunk costs and vertical integration Pepe?
     
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